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Posted on 24th Apr at 2:36 PM, with 25 notes

grimelords:

i’m here to cause trouble in low light situations

Posted on 24th Apr at 9:04 AM

came into work to find this on the answering machine:

Can tell you a Joke or you can press the * key to end this call would you like to hear what concert costs only 45 cents a concert with 50 cent featuring Nickel back I can tell you and on the Joke or you can press the * key to end this call wanted to schedule gets promoted be call see what’s outstanding and his field I can tell you and on the Joke or you can press the * key to end this call it was raining cats and dogs out there I almost stepped in a poodle I can tell you and on the Joke or you can press the * key to end this call will cease the internet’s favorite animal building I can tell you and on the Joke or you can press the * key to end this call why shouldn’t you trust documents because they make up everything I can tell you and on the Joke or you can press the * key to end this call to fish are it’s 1 to me. I’m not I do wanna drive this thing I can tell you and on the Joke or you can press the * key to end this call to radio and turning golf manor the wedding was nice but the reception was great I can tell you and on the Joke or you can press the * key to end this call I both some Velcro yesterday want to rip off I can tell you and on the Joke or you can press the * key to end this call will you call us a Google, I’m impressed I can tell you and on the Joke or you can press the * key to end this call I tried to catch some of the phones once here in the early morning I’m (missed call the he’s still?) he drinking coffee before it to.

Posted on 23rd Apr at 7:28 PM
I always remove the lid in case bae <3s me
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I always remove the lid in case bae <3s me

Posted on 22nd Apr at 10:59 PM, with 101 notes
rustedcohle asked: what's wrong with white people

blendedofficial:

Great question!

BLENDED is the first film starring Funnyman Adam Sandler that takes place in Africa! BLENDED hits theaters nationwide May 23!

Posted on 22nd Apr at 10:46 PM, with 53 notes

toxicwinner:

why does julian assange talk like there is a graveyard inside him

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